FORM CODE: FORM-REM-015 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Reimburses one missed opportunity with a complimentary feeling of regret."
"The train has departed. Savor the lingering reflection."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 0 · 1 · 2 · 3 · 4"Regret is the one asset the Department has in perpetual surplus."
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