Founded under the satirical principles of Directive 1927 (revised 2003), the Department of Unfortunate Affairs is the fictional governing body charged with documenting, processing, and cataloging civilian indignities.
"Your Misfortune. Our Paperwork."
A: Statutorily, no. Under Section 0 of the Absurdity Act of 1927, Bad Luck Credits have zero monetary value. Their purpose is purely cathartic and comedic.
A: Nowhere. All filings remain 100% on your local device in browser IndexedDB. We do not transmit your bad luck to external servers or AI APIs.
A: Clerk #404 is the official mascot and career bureaucrat staffing Window 3B. Survived primarily on lukewarm coffee and municipal cynicism since 1984.
A: Yes. As an installable Progressive Web App (PWA), all core features operate completely without an internet connection.