The Bad Luck Deposit Center (BLDC) is the designated municipal intake authority operated by the Department of Unfortunate Affairs. Our statutory mission is simple: Your Misfortune. Our Paperwork.
Whether your toast landed butter-side down, your zipper separated on public transit, or an automatic update restarted your PC during an unsaved spreadsheet, our intake windows accept all calibers of bad luck.
Base Compensation: 1 Bad Luck Credit (BLC) per 10 characters of verified narrative complaint. Daily rewarding quota provides bonus disbursements for your initial documented claim.
Under Directive 77-C, citizens are entitled to three (3) daily stochastic dice rolls. High rolls yield supplementary BLC disbursements. Low rolls generate certified grievance receipts signed by Clerk #404.
Accumulated credits may be remitted to the Bureau of Fortune Redistribution. For 100 BLC (with one complimentary introductory cookie granted to new installations), citizens crack government-issued fortune cookies to collect:
Your grievances are completely private. All depositions, balances, and collection dossiers are preserved locally in browser IndexedDB. We never transmit your personal bad luck to cloud servers or remote databases.