FORM CODE: FORM-REM-013 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Restores the spilled beverage upon acquisition of a replacement."
"Caffeine restored through repurchase."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 8 · 12 · 16 · 20 · 24"The stain on your shirt, however, is permanent and legally binding."
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