FORM CODE: FORM-REM-012 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Officially designates the incident as an Experimental Hairstyle Day."
"It is not bedhead. It is a bold aesthetic protest."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 12 · 24 · 36 · 48 · 60"Avant-garde is the official term for failing to locate a comb."
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