FORM CODE: FORM-REM-011 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Improves wireless connectivity by relocating the device closer to a functioning router."
"Signals improve as distance approaches zero."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 24 · 50 · 802 · 11 · 404"Turn it off and on again. That is our official technical advisory."
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