FORM CODE: FORM-REM-010 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Reverses butter-side-down incidents by turning the toast over."
"Gravity reversed via manual physical manipulation."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 3 · 14 · 15 · 92 · 65"The five-second rule is an unsanctioned civilian rumor."
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