FORM CODE: FORM-REM-009 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Restores a depleted phone battery following successful charging."
"Your 1% battery will become 100% when plugged into electricity."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 1 · 5 · 20 · 50 · 100"A miracle of thermodynamics, certified by Desk 4B."
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