DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-REM-008
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Traffic Jam Dissolution Order

FORM CODE: FORM-REM-008 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Directs all traffic to move forward when road conditions permit."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Brake lights ordered to extinguish upon resumption of movement."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 55 · 65 · 70 · 45 · 0
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"Honking does not accelerate administrative review. Neither does this order."

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