FORM CODE: FORM-REM-007 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Permits retrieval of missing socks upon discovery of their location."
"The other sock is somewhere. You are authorized to pick it up."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 1 · 2 · 4 · 8 · 16"The washing machine void remains outside departmental jurisdiction."
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