FORM CODE: FORM-REM-006 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Guarantees protection against rain whenever it is not raining."
"Your umbrella is guaranteed leak-free during clear skies."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 0 · 10 · 20 · 30 · 40"In precipitation, all warranties are rendered entirely porous."
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