FORM CODE: FORM-REM-005 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators
"Reclassifies Friday the 13th as Thursday the 14th for internal records only."
"Today is officially Thursday the 14th. Do not check your watch."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17"Calendars are merely suggestions when you have a government rubber stamp."
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