DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-REM-003
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Spilled Salt Recovery Kit

FORM CODE: FORM-REM-003 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Restores all salt-related luck after replacement of spilled salt."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Toss grains over your shoulder. Vacuum the floor afterward."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 1 · 2 · 3 · 5 · 8
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"Do not throw salt at civil servants. It is an administrative offense."

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