DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-REM-002
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Black Cat Crossing Neutralizer

FORM CODE: FORM-REM-002 · CLASSIFICATION: Bad Luck Remediators

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Cancels the effects of black cats crossing your path, excluding the cat's actual movement."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"The feline is forgiven. The path is clear."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 9 · 18 · 27 · 36 · 45
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"The cat is just going about its day. You, however, are now holding a form."

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