FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-020 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Guarantees replacement of defective luck with equivalent defective luck."
"If your luck breaks, we will replace it with equally flawed luck."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 13 · 13 · 13 · 13 · 13"Our warranty covers everything except things that actually go wrong."
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