DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-CERT-019
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Social Awkwardness Immunity

FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-019 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Certifies that awkward moments no longer count. Other participants may disagree."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"That five-second silence was totally normal and administrative."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 404 · 500 · 200 · 301 · 302
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"The silence wasn't awkward. It was merely a statutory conversational pause."

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