DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Unlimited Wish License

FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-018 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Authorizes unlimited wishes. Fulfillment is outside departmental jurisdiction."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Wish upon any star. Stars are non-governmental independent contractors."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 3 · 7 · 11 · 19 · 23

CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"You may wish for anything. Expectation of fulfillment violates Section 12-J."

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