FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-017 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Recognizes the bearer's potential to become wealthy. No funds allocated."
"You have tremendous earning potential. That and $4 will buy a black coffee."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 5 · 50 · 500 · 5000 · 50000"We acknowledge your boundless financial potential. Treasury remains firmly locked."
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