DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-CERT-016
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Official Nap Permit

FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-016 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Authorizes sleeping during periods when the bearer is already permitted to sleep."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Sleep is authorized between bedtime and morning."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 8 · 16 · 24 · 32 · 40
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"Do not wave this in front of your supervisor during the 2:00 PM department sync."

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