FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-015 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Grants an additional 60 minutes to any hour, provided the hour lasts 120 minutes."
"An extra hour is yours, provided time dilates accordingly."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 60 · 120 · 180 · 240 · 300"Albert Einstein would appreciate the theoretical premise. Your deadline will not."
This declassified document is redeemable at the Bureau of Fortune Redistribution. If your interactive session has not loaded automatically: