FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-014 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Moves the bearer to the front of any queue containing no other people."
"You are first in line whenever everyone else has gone home."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 1 · 1 · 1 · 1 · 1"Walk up with confidence. The empty room is yours to command."
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