FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-013 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Declares all embarrassing incidents officially unobserved. Witness memories unaffected."
"Nobody saw you trip over absolutely nothing. Except everyone."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 404 · 0 · 13 · 88 · 99"We have expunged the incident from the permanent record. Their group chat remains active."
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