DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-CERT-011
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Weather Control Permit

FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-011 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Grants authority to request preferred weather. Atmospheric compliance is voluntary."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"You may request sunshine. The clouds reserve the right to decline."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 72 · 68 · 65 · 80 · 55
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"The troposphere has historically ignored all administrative directives."

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