FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-010 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Authorizes reimbursement for free coffee. Reimbursement value: $0.00."
"Your complimentary beverage has been audited and valued at nil."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 0 · 0 · 0 · 0 · 0"Present this at your local café. Let me know if they call security immediately or after reading."
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