FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-009 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Approves unlimited vacations, subject to employer permission, funds, and available time."
"Your vacation has been approved in theory. Reality may intervene."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 30 · 60 · 90 · 180 · 365"Take all the time off you desire, provided your boss agrees and your rent pays itself."
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