FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-008 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Grants permission to be romantically successful, subject to mutual consent and availability."
"Romance is authorized by executive order. Charm must be supplied by applicant."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 2 · 14 · 28 · 50 · 100"The Department certifies your eligibility for love. Human chemistry may dispute this."
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