FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-007 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Authorizes parking in any space where parking is already legal."
"Park freely wherever nobody has placed a No Parking sign."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 2 · 4 · 6 · 8 · 10"Do not show this to the parking enforcement officer. They possess neither humor nor mercy."
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