FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-006 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Confirms the bearer is entitled to happiness. Delivery not provided."
"You are entitled to joy. Transportation and logistics are separate."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 3 · 6 · 9 · 12 · 15"Entitlement logged. Actual joy remains backordered in the central warehouse."
This declassified document is redeemable at the Bureau of Fortune Redistribution. If your interactive session has not loaded automatically: