DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-CERT-005
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Winning Lottery Ticket Permit

FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-005 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Authorizes purchase of a winning lottery ticket. Winning not included."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"You are cleared to purchase the winning numbers. Finding them is up to you."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 7 · 14 · 21 · 35 · 49
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"The state lottery commission has not been notified and will vigorously contest your claim."

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