DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Temporary Good Luck License

FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-004 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Authorizes good luck for 24 hours, subject to availability."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Good fortune is granted for exactly one rotation of the earth."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 24 · 60 · 3600 · 12 · 1

CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"Expiration begins immediately. Do not squander your 24 hours reading this form."

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