DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-CERT-003
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Financial Prosperity Authorization

FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-003 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Permits the bearer to possess unlimited wealth, subject to acquisition."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"You are authorized to be a billionaire. Step two is earning the billions."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 100 · 1000 · 10000 · 100000 · 1000000
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"We have cleared the administrative path to your fortune. The financial path is entirely your problem."

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