FORM CODE: FORM-CERT-002 · CLASSIFICATION: Certificates of Questionable Fortune
"Exempts the bearer from Mondays. Calendar compliance remains mandatory."
"Monday is hereby canceled, though your alarm clock will still sound."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11"Legally, today is not Monday. Chronologically, you are still late for work."
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