DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-015
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Departmental Seal of Indifference

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-015 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Certifies that the Department has reviewed the matter and remains unmoved."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Your appeal was heard, pondered, and entirely dismissed."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 0 · 1 · 0 · 1 · 0
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"We feel neither sorrow nor joy regarding your outcome."

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