DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-013
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Lifetime Queue Position Reservation

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-013 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Reserves the bearer's place immediately behind everyone ahead of them."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Your spot in the back is permanently secured."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 999 · 998 · 997 · 996 · 995
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"Nobody can take your place behind the other four hundred people."

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