DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-012
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Government-Approved Main Character

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-012 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Authorizes the bearer to act as the protagonist of their own life. Supporting cast not supplied."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"You are the lead. The plot is confusing and poorly paced."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 1 · 10 · 20 · 30 · 40
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"We reviewed your dialogue. It could use an editorial pass."

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