DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-011
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Certificate of Exceptional Patience

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-011 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Confirms the bearer waited long enough to receive this certificate."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Thank you for holding. Your patience has yielded paper."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 15 · 30 · 45 · 60 · 120
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"Most citizens gave up at minute forty-five. You persevered."

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