DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-010
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Bureaucratic Achievement Award

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-010 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Honors the completion of a process that could have been avoided."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"You navigated thirty steps when zero were necessary."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 30 · 60 · 90 · 120 · 404
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"A testament to the triumph of procedure over common sense."

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