DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-009
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Departmental Employee of the Month

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-009 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Recognizes the bearer as the Department's best employee despite never being employed."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Employee of the month honors awarded to an outside civilian."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 30 · 31 · 28 · 29 · 404
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"You accomplished more than Desk 2 and Desk 5 combined."

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