FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-008 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards
"Provides access to all standard misfortunes at no additional charge."
"Your suffering has been upgraded to Premium Tier."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 999 · 888 · 777 · 666 · 555"Same misfortunes as standard citizens, but with a gold-colored border."
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