DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-007
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Official Participation Trophy

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-007 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Recognizes participation in life, whether voluntary or otherwise."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"You showed up. Attendance was mandatory."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"It's made of recycled carbon paper and unfulfilled potential."

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