FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-006 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards
"Grants the bearer the title of unpaid, unofficial government employee."
"You are now on the payroll at an hourly wage of $0.00."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 0 · 40 · 80 · 120 · 160"Please fill out tax form W-4 for your non-existent earnings."
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