FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-005 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards
"Awarded for extraordinary achievement in circumstances beyond one's control."
"A medal of honor for unprovoked catastrophic happenstance."
LUCKY NUMBERS: 77 · 88 · 99 · 111 · 404"Wear this medal when walking into low-hanging tree branches."
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