DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-002
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Clerk #404's Personal Apology

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-002 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"A signed apology acknowledging that something unfortunate probably happened."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"I am sorry. Whatever it was, it was probably our fault."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 404 · 404 · 404 · 404 · 0
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"This is the closest you will ever get to an administrative admission of guilt."

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