DEPARTMENT OF UNFORTUNATE AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICES PORTAL · FORM FORM-AWARD-001
DECLASSIFIED CIVILIAN RELIEF

Departmental VIP Status

FORM CODE: FORM-AWARD-001 · CLASSIFICATION: Special Agency Rewards

STATUTORY BENEFIT SPECIFICATION:

"Grants VIP treatment at all Department facilities. No facilities currently exist."

AUTHENTICATED FORTUNE COOKIE SLIP:

"Welcome to elite status. The champagne is theoretical."

LUCKY NUMBERS: 1 · 10 · 100 · 1000 · 10000
CLERK #404 ADMINISTRATIVE REMARK:

"You may bypass all lines that have not yet been drawn."

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